Cardi B Jumps on D!ck/P*ssy Challenge….watch history of trending Challenge

Cardi B Jumps on D!ck/P*ssy Challenge….watch history of trending Challenge

I present to you the most explicit, crass post I’ve ever written for public consumption. Heads-up: if you’re not entertained by jokes related to genitalia, this is not the place for you.

Now that that’s out of the way, the latest social phenomenon taking over 2017 is none other than the “for that dick/pussy” challenge. Inspired by New Orleans rapper GameOva REEDY’s freestyle, from April of this year, the challenge has taken off in the past week or so. You can watch the original freestyle above.

On Monday, Erykah Badu posted a video to Instagram of her and comedian Michael Blackson putting their spin on the challenge. Survey says: it’s fucking hilarious.

 

BIG SHOUTS TO @reupreedy_ .. I hear she is where we got this from. First celebs on #forthepussychallenge #forthedickchallenge Badu vs Micheal Blackson @michaelblackson @yasmin_amira_ @coldcris #erykahbadu #michealblackson (((Lyrics))) BADU : I aint doin shit for da dick• Licky Lik for da dick•. Give up my window seat for da dick• fuck it I'll eat meat for da dick• fight hurricane Maria for da dick• ride a missile from Korea for da dick• let him call me a ho FTD• baby daddy number 4 FTD• Buck a bitch in the head FTD• Fuck WOKE. I'm 💀 FTD• Suck it down to da bone FTD• let him use MY phone FTD• Motorola FTD• fuck Micheal Blackson -EBOLA FTD• caught on tape … MIKE: …not smart for da pussy • cheat on my wife-Kevin Hart for da pussy •I'll eat Pork FTP•I'll skip court FTP• I'll bleach my skin FTP• fuck a Siamese twins FTP• pledge allegiance to the flag 🇱🇷FTP• fuck a bitch on the rag FTP…

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Give up my window seat for the dick/Fuck it, I’ll eat meat for the dick,” Erykah spits. “Fight Hurricane Maria for the dick/Ride a missile from Korea for the dick/Buck a bitch in the head for the dick/Fuck woke, I’m dead for the dick.” In response, Blackson says everything he’d do for the—you guessed it, pussy: “Not smart for the pussy/Cheat on my wife, Kevin Hart for the pussy/I’ll eat pork for the pussy/Skip court for the pussy,” Blackson raps.

In the caption of the video, Erykah says she and Blackson are the “first celebs” to hop on the challenge. Since then, magical black girls Issa Rae and Regina Hall have gotten in on the fun:

 

 

 

“I go hard for that dick,” Regina starts off. “I drop my black card for that dick/Scream at my mama for that dick/Yell at the Obamas for that dick.”

Issa, explicit rap extraordinaire, comes through with her own clutch verse. “I might start a war for the dick/Kim Jong, ‘Make ‘Em Say Uhh’ for the dick/Skip to my Lou for the dick/Oh, you brought your friend? Guess it’s choo-choo for the dick.”

Cardi B put it down with an a capella take on the challenge:

 

 

I don't think I can RAT tho I see you in heaven for that dick cause I Rather DIE!!!

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“I’ll kidnap myself for that dick/Make my parents pay the ransom for that dick/I’ll go to trial for that dick/I ain’t no snitch, but muthafucka, ‘It was him’ for that dick/Bury the block for that dick/Make Nicki and Remy talk for that dick.” i love my family but mehn! illuminati which one of my cousin you want for that dick

21 Savage & co. also took the time to share what they would do for some action:

 

 

“I’ll cook some eggs and bacon for that pussy,” 21 raps. “Shake my dreads like Jamaicans for the pussy… Bring the heat for the pussy/Put some damn Texas Pete on the pussy.”

NBA Youngboy dropped a few bars off about what he’s not willing to do for the pussy:

 

 

Even the average citizen can’t help but join in, like this dude who appears to be wearing a New York City police uniform:

 

“5-0 for the pussy/NYPD loving all the pussy/I’m looking for the pussy/Judge signed off on a warrant for the pussy… Spending time on the pussy/10-year long investigation on that pussy.”

And apparently, Nicki Minaj, Queen of putting pussies on sideburns, will be adding her very own take shortly:

 

To all who have and will participate: thank you for being grownups who know how to have a little fun sometimes.

 

 

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